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[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago

It'll be up and running once he has full self-driving working and Mars colonized. So, sometime around 2017.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

He should start the ketamine party

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Imagine how fun the rally speeches would be

"Blaaarwargl whoooooooooow"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He's got until the end of the year to host some sort of convention before we can definitively say its just another ketamine dream of his. Forming a new national party does take a long time. Watch how long it'll take Corbyn to compare. But smart money is still on the ketamine.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Seeing as how he hasn't done anything but announce that it exists, we probably won't hear anything about it until midterms roll around

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

For real what I heard on National Anti-Proletariat Radio was that his plan is to massively fund certain house campaigns to get a “voting block” in congress to help pass, idk, legislation that is somehow even more business friendly. Of course NPR treated this as a real and not joke thing.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Oh no! A ghoulish billionaire is gonna throw money around DC to get business friendly legislation passed. What a strange and unusual turn of events, truly a threat the status quo!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

I think it would be hilarious to see him stripped of his naturalized citizenship and deported.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Dead On Arrival :kelly:

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

It's not necessary; the Epstein thing is distraction enough

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