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What does he need that many agents for? Strg+f, Donald Trump, enter.
qwertz am I right?
FBI doesn't know grep.
Well, you know how two agents typing on a keyboard makes searches that much faster? Now imagine a thousand agents.
So they hid everything implicating trump, and trump yelling about releasing files now is because he knows his buddies kash and bongino have confirmed this. We can assume anything released with Trump's approval has been doctored or has relevant info removed.
Trump diddled kids.
As with the surveillance video near Epstein's jail cell, the doctoring will be amateurish and obvious.
Trump diddled kids.
Don't sugarcoat it like that. Donald J Trump repeatedly raped children.
Convicted Felon Child Rapist donald trump
I mean, we could go full Daenerys Targaryen with him and name all of his crimes, but it would taoe 3 paragraphs.
Like that one monkey’s name from Gintama 🤣
Edit: here’s a link if you want to hear it being spoken https://youtu.be/G_K9bn60A4g
I bet there are people who will make Trump offers he can't refuse. Redacted material is best blackmail material.
BONGZINGO!!!
1,000 Agents to comb through Documents that Don't Exist for the ONE Specific Name of Jeffrey Epstein's Best Friend who FIRED the Judge involved in Prosecuting Jeffrey Epstein sounds INNOCENT!
-Pizzagate Believers!
“Whistleblower”
Sure.
The fake.FBI did not find anything about Trump in their files.
And there never was any FBI files anyway!
Jeffrey Epstein was a hoax. Guy never existed. Great guy though.
And they were made by Hilary or Obama or something anyway!
I feel like we're all glossing over the part where Epstein got murdered in his jail cell and the video recordings from the prison were manipulated while Trump was in charge (with Bill Barr in charge of the prison system and to such an extent that he was using prison guards as personal police for Trump).
Doesn't that just scream government efficiency to you?
1000 agents who could have been investigating crimes on behalf of victims. Instead, they were tasked with protecting a perpetrator.
e: also, jesus christ, how much work should it take to investigate and flag one ’innocent’ person’s references? 1,000 agents? How many man-hours is that? The man-hours that could have been spent for victims is one unconscionable thing – but how many man-hours should it take to bury this? That’s staggering. I thought we mostly knew what was in these files, but I’d also think 10 agents would be more than enough. What the fuck are we missing?
If they spent just one business day on this, that'd be 8000 man hours, at least as I understand it.
Stretch that out to a single agent working standard work weeks (40 hours) that breaks down to 200 work weeks for a single agent.
That is almost 4 years of work for a single agent, assuming no vacations or other time off (illness, car trouble, etc)
I don't know if that helps you quantify it, but it helped put it in perspective for me.
Allegedly, there are some 100k pages to go through. As a "deadline" approaches as Wayne from Letterkenny say, "More hands, less work"
This is a waste of time and "efficency" for someone who claims to not know a thing
This is the kind of "efficiency" that pleases Taco and his cult. Cancer research? Keep kids from starving to death? Fuck that noise. We need to protect Taco from his own crimes...
1,000 people is a lot to involve in the coverup.
The more people involved the more likely it is that someone spills the details.
My thoughts exactly, although we do have a whistleblower to back up the 'they were simply that stupid' theory it also does seem too good to be true.
I’m betting they are all vetted cult members and will not turn on dear leader.
Did they do their darnedest to pick only people who are true believers? No doubt. Is that a property that's perfectly ascertainable and immutable? Absolutely not.
The number of people increases the difficulty of hiding a conspiracy, but so does the time scale. I suspect we'll know a lot more than we do now in 20 years about this, for whatever that's worth.
Well you only have to disappear the ones that find something
1000 agents who should be jailed.
Or subpoenaed.
TESTIFY!
That’s a pretty significant doc review team.
I can't stop thinking everything going on now is america... The CIA and FBI etc. breaking things down to rebuild them in a way they can create more control but blame it on somebody (trump/maga/etc). because it all feels like the way they throw coups in foreign countries.
Or at least very deeply intertwined in the FBI and CIA.
Like they are dismantling things to pave the way for a more "modern" society... Ai... Digital currency... Drone usage and surveillance... But they blame it on all the manufactured political bullshit going on because they know the citizens wouldn't be down for it without getting psychologically manipulated.
Trump isn't meant to make these things happen... He's psychology getting people used to the idea (as a puppet, not by his own understanding of the plan he's being used for). So when trump is out, the next guy will look like the "good cop" fixing things, but in reality putting the same bullshit ideas in place under a branding that Americans are currently getting psychologically prepared to accept.
Power, control, and business come before honest humanity. Always. As time goes on its as if average regular americans become more of a product than a human people. We can be written off for the benefit of the company/business. It does happen, it is happening.
1000 people pouring over docs that like a week ago "didn't exist" and were a "hoax" just to burn the ones with Trump's name on them seems to indicate there's either 1) a fuck tonne of documents or 2) Trump is mentioned a fuck tonne in those documents.
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