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[-] [email protected] 111 points 3 weeks ago

Mostly because they used to rule the world, but everything they touched wasn't gold, it was all yellow

[-] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago

Did I just get Cold-rolled?

[-] [email protected] 98 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Better yet, you got Cold-played

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is the most epic comment I've read on lemmy so far 😩👌

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago

Hate is probably a strong word, but I don't really care for their music. There's nothing technically wrong with it, they're competent musicians, but it all feels boring and generic to me. It's bland and inoffensive, like it was written to play over a grocery store PA at a barely liminal volume for a middle-aged housewife to absent-mindedly hum along with as she compares laundry soap.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

There's nothing more boring and generic than Maroon5. At leastI can remember some songs by Colplay. Maroon5 is just all a generic mash

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago

coldplay broke up my family after my dad was caught cheating with one of his subordinates.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

I think it is mostly the massive success. Some people have a belief that anything that is very popular is by definition bad.

https://headstuff.org/topical/love-hate-popular/

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're sort of right. It's not simply because they're popular, it's because the popularity means they get inescapable radio play. Over time you resent it more and more.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

anything that is very popular is by definition bad

More like, it's the lowest common denominator type stuff. In other words, average at best.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Generally it is a reaction to having the popular stuff forced into their spaces. Pop music like Coldplay makes its way into movies, shows, and store music so it is always there to cause annoyance.

Like I hate Jared fucking Leto because he keeps getting into movies I would otherwise want to enjoy. If he was only in movies I don't want to watch then I wouldn't think of him at all, like the other actors and actresses that don't ever think about.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Chris Martin may not have a cult island like Leto, but he did name his kid Apple.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Apple is not likely to fall far from the tree.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

They are so completely soft and bland. They are the unflavored yogurt of music.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Their hit song should have been Beige instead of Yellow because Yellow is too exciting.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Unflavoured, unsweetened, full fat yoghurt is the only yoghurt. You're thinking of sweet, vanilla low-fat yoghurt.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And they were really popular so it was like eating unflavored yogurt all the time.

Some people like that, which is why they were popular. The rest of us suffered.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Hate is too strong a word I think - I nothing them - but they produce the sort of soulless indie/pop ballad that you know will end up in the soundtrack of Hollywood paint-by-numbers romcom that would've gone straight to DVD a decade or so ago. The unending radio play rotation would force the song (and we could be talking about any and all Coldplay songs here) into your brain and then five years later you'd find yourself humming it as you suddenly realised a longe bar version of it is playing in the lift (elevator USians) you're in.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

They're popular because they're broadly appealing and inoffensive, so for people who are passionate about music they're likely comparatively boring, whereas people who don't really care about music aren't going to go out of their way to support or defend them.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I like their older stuff. „Clocks“, „Trouble“, „yellow“ or „The scientist“ are fucking awesome.

After that I listened to them less and less.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I don't "hate" Coldplay, I nothing them. I don't care for their sound at all, but am routinely forced to listen to it in stores. I resent being forced to listen to music, but don't hate the bands themselves.

The stores who play ten songs on a loop can go fuck themselves, however.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

They are popular.

That's it. Hipsters gotta hipster.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Because they once said they were taking a hiatus from music until they wrote the best album ever written. Then, had the audacity to release an album.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Was it the best album ever?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

No, Songs In The Key Of Life was Stevie Wonder, not Coldplay.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Because they're a poor man's Radiohead....

Their first two albums are alright though.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I came to this thread intendending to defend them (even if I like a few songs, i wouldnt call myself a fan; I just dont like people getting unreasonable hate over anything) but this comment is just so real that I have lost the will for battle. Coldplay is mid Radiohead and that is okay.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

From my perspective, their music is mediocre.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I don't hate them, but we have a joke, "is that... Coldplay?" when we hear an unfamiliar song, because their music is sort of unremarkable.

I don't think they are alone in that, it's just funny they got so famous with it. I've heard them in interviews and they sound like delightful people. Funny and self-aware.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

They're boring, he's a bit of a twat, they've been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won't stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

The same reason everyone shits on Arby's. Because everyone else does, which just makes it funny to everyone but the actual fans.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Why do people hate Nickleback?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just find the music boring. Like listening to ambient elevator music while you're waiting to get to your floor. It's just there in the background but no one cares about it. I'd never actually pay money to hear it live.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I have a space in my heart for their first four albums. They're perfectly enjoyable slices of indie that somewhat stood above the landfill shit that was otherwise getting airplay (fuck you Razorlight. Fuck you Kasabian).

Its fair to say that they and I grew apart from then on, as Chris Martin became more about the celebrity than the honest music, but even then, I never had any real problem with them.

They headlined Glastonbury last year and were excellent. Made me go back and listen to some of the records I'd ignored, and found that they were still a perfectly fine band. Considerably more poppy than they were, but not cynically so, I didn't think.

But I guess Martin comes across as a little too earnest, and his marriage to Paltrow a little too right-on, so the press kept digging in to them, as is their wont. That made people think it was popular to shit on them.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I don't feel strongly about Coldplay, but I think their style is "whatever Radiohead was doing two years ago, but watered down for the masses".

Nothing wrong with that, but it does evoke a hipster vs. normie conflict.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

They, like many other bands, stopped doing what they were good at, to experiment. It's not as good.

I don't hate them, but their good albums were a long time ago.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

They're the mayonnaise of music

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Because they incite married coworkers to cheat with one another.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

They are a whiny facsimile of rock but they still got played on the rock stations. They are the opportunity cost of bands.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Many of my friends really love Coldplay, so I've heard several of their albums played at parties. Many times. But I cannot remember a single song from Coldplay and most likely wouldn't recognize them if one was playing on the radio.

And I have a decent ear for music, I can play a few instruments and can even find the right chords for a song after hearing it once or twice. But not Coldplay. There is nothing wrong with their music, but it doesn't make me feel anything. It's just so generic to my taste, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I don't wanna talk about it but let's just say my wife won't talk to me unless it's through a divorce lawyer.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

They are the epitome of the adage that their earlier stuff was better. For me, they jumped the shark when Roman Catholic bells were ringing.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Same reason that some people obsessively hate pineapple on pizza. They heard it before and can't come up with an original thought of their own.

That or they are having an affair and got caught.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I really hadn't thought about Coldplay in years until I showed up to work at one of their concerts a couple years ago. I honestly couldn't name a single one of their songs except Viva La Vida, which - spoiler - is not one of their songs.

But all the people on tour with them were really friendly and competent and gave clear instructions, unlike the usual raging assholes who go on tour to do staging work. We got the job done quickly, safely, and with minimal angry screaming.

So now I like Coldplay. I still don't listen to their music, but, like, I just decided I like them.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Because they're not Nickelback?

Hehe

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I had no idea people hated Coldplay.

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