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[-] [email protected] 135 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure fems can benefit from having less crotch sweat, too.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

But what if it dries up your snatch?!?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I suddenly understand the Korean concept of fan death

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely not, it's like a dog's snout, moist snatch is a sign of good health

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago

Ventilated seats may do this but better.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago

I've owned two cars with ventilated seats. In both, I never used the function more than twice because the primary result was less "oh, how refreshing" and more "did I wet myself?!"

On a hot day I once turned it on for a passenger without saying anything (it had been a few years of owning the car and I forgot the side effect). He had never been in my car before and didn't know about the function. (I promise I wasn't trying to prank him, I just forgot). Within a few minutes he asked me to pull over because he was worried he'd had an accident.

In short, I don't recommend ventilated seats.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

That's wild! I've had it in two cars and in the summer after getting sweaty outside it's pretty great. Though I get used to it pretty quickly so I have to turn it off and on again semi frequently. Both cars also ventilated the lower and mid back which was nice.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, mine never did anything but right below the butt, so perhaps that's why I feel differently. The main car in question was also a 2014, so perhaps the technology hadn't been fully developed by then. It was also "air conditioned" rather than "ventilated," but I'm not sure if there's a difference other than the name.

Though I'm sorry I can't share the joy, it's great that you benefitted!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Both of these just let in outside air so maybe that's the difference. Could also be I'm in a dry climate. I imagine in the south with dew points over 70f it feels different than here with dew points below 0f.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Could be - I've never lived anywhere but humid.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

My current car has ventilated seats. Use them every time I drive in summer.

Finding another car is now more difficult because I can never go back to not having them. Never I tell you!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently, you could just wet your pants.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I acknowledge and respect your opinion, but don't share it.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

What? It's the best thing ever.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Walk me through this. Whatโ€™s the sensation that made you think that?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, as an adult I've never wet myself, but - especially while wearing jeans - them feeling cool and stiff, such as the AC made them feel, is exactly how I imagine it would feel if they were flooded with warm liquid that then cooled.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's because at the beginning the seat is hot and that needs to cool too, ventilated seats are amazing, especially if you are like me and have swamp butt/like to sweat on your back

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's a bizarre reaction, I use them every day

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No joke that's why I don't like heated seats except on the very lowest setting (which is till sometimes too high). Feels like sitting in a puddle of warm piss.

I just want vented seats for those days where the seat material gets so hot, because to get any decent features in most new cars you HAVE to get the "leather" instead of fabric.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

They do....but they're a hell of a lot harder to find than an old hose. Idk how vented seats aren't more common. Much more useful than heated.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I live in the south and they seem to be a rarity here. Most every car above the base models have heated seats for some reason. My wife loves it, but it's useless for me. I think I've used mine once in 3 years.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

No ventilated seats are objectively more useful.

Your seat will passively heat up from your own body heat over time. That is not the case when you need the cooler air from ventilated seats.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Alot more expensive, heated seats ate insulation and heating coils, pretty simple, ventilated seats are more expensive, and because they are more expensive and more requested they are a premium

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yea but they have an excuse to charge disproportionately more for that.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.

Source: I like putting my face in balls.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

thank you for your information mysterious Lemmy ball fondler ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta get the right soap. I have some specifically for balls, and I can go like 4 whole hours before the smell starts creeping back.

But I seem to have the opposite gene from the one south east Asians have that makes them have no BO, so I'm sure regular people will have better results.

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

Cooter Cooler rolls off the tongue better.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Vag Ventilation

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fanny Fan, surely?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Agree ๐Ÿ‘ would Ball Blaster work?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Iโ€™m no expert but I feel like that might cause chapped lips for other folks.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

๐ŸŽต"Oh why... I did not use carmex on my...

Ch-ch-chapped chapped lips!" ๐ŸŽถ

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dear auto industry, please make an affordable small EV without forcing crappy software on me

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

...i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury...

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