[+] -11 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

Hey bro or sis or what not, maybe you can’t understand irony, I dunno… but yea… I’m not a blue no matter who guy, you’re reading comprehension or something is off if you thought or think that….

In this instance, the folks who always say vote blue no matter who will not be voting blue no matter who, they will continue to look up who platner’s girlfriend was when they were both 15 and he got an erection and she was offended.

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  • [+] -9 points 2 months ago* (9 children)

    You’re not on the left. The left has been making fun of the phrase blue no matter who for over ten years now.

    Please stop throwing up windmills and straw men.

    Bye

    I hereby declare you lose all credibility for using blue no matter who phrase unironically. Dang. You must be ashamed of yourself

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  • [+] -10 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Our troops disproportionately come from poor and working class families.

    Back off with that argument.

    Reduce the military budget to give free healthcare and free meals in public schools? Sure.

    But your argument is farcical in the context of this article commentary.

    Platner kicks ass.

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  • [+] -8 points 2 months ago* (14 children)

    I support our United States troops and military. I do not support the leaders at the top. What rank was Platner?

    If you’re trying to say anyone who has ever joined the us military is somehow evil? Eff off.

    Platner for the win.

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