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What should I do for my 2,000th birthday?
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Crack open a boy with the cold ones
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I remember watching What We do in the Shadows with my friends. They make this kind of joke like 50 times and I kept finding them extremely funny, but my friends did not, which was awkward.
2,000th? Ah, to be young again!
Visit a dwarven tavern and use your suspiciously high rhetorical skills to assume the position of fortress mayor. Then initiate a project to eliminate the communal dorms and give each resident their own personal bedrooms... for privacy.
Same as you did last year - rightwing trolling on twitter
1930th retirement application
Garlic wine and movies.
Idk what do vampires do for fun?
ultra-violence mostly
Could you do that but without the violence?
And without the ultra?
I envy you so much, you get zero hassle with capri sun and bobba tea containers.
What do you do with all that extra time?
seduce people
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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