This is an ancient naval tradition. Shame on the DoD

Damn ye! Let Neptune turn ye trans Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent estrogen, to choke ye, engorging your breast

I hope the US military cripples itself and doesn't promote the best people for the job because of its obsession with not being "woke" or "DEI".

Hahahaha