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[-] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago

Check out Planet of the Apes

[-] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

I happen to be an expert on this topic. The best resource out there has to be Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game, a military simulation program commissioned by the US armed forces to be used in specops training. Several veteran MACV-SOG operators with thousands of hours of combat experience in Vietnam participated in its development as advisors, including Colonel Peter Jackson. As a result, the gorillas are highly detailed and realisitic, and it teaches genuine unconventional warfare tactics that had been successful on real battlefields.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Donkey Kong 64

Edit: Also a good place to learn about trans rights

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

Gorillians must die

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

My dream is to travel to the congo and meet gorilla, big fan of his work.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

They say a gorilla at war can take on 100 men

[-] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Now that you mention it I heard something similar before. I think it was Sun-Tzu that said that

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Beast_Wars_episodes#ep10

God I watched so much beast wars as a kid in middle school getting up in the morning, it came on at like 6 am I think so I was up to watch it. Was my routine before school.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh HELL yeh loved beast wars as a kid

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I loved optimus' upgrade to the hoverboard, it's one of the few things I remember from the show.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

i watched this amazing documentary where they showed new types of gorilla warfare i'd never seen before called king kong. the gorilla weaponized his large size. how novel

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I think i read gorillas don't do warfare but i bet we could fix that once we teach them about property

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

There's a gif of someone in a gorilla costume firing a thompson. Imagine I posted that.

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