Had to stay with a friend recently. I bought him a bidet ahead of my arrival and then installed it for him when I got there.

Poop in the shower

Just build them into the toilets everywhere.

Japan has bidet in public parks

Civilization is actually pretty rad

it felt like admitting defeat to IBS at the time, but my QOL improved a lot when i bit the bullet and just started carrying baby wipes in my bag everywhere in case i had to poop away from my precious at home. those + immodium in my backpack are my doodooass travel kit.

doesn't do me any good if i encounter multi-stall bathrooms where you have to poop next to others though, nowhere to throw the little wipes away :(

I always travel with some seashells

Portable bidets are great but there’s nothing like a full blast positioned just right to clean you out at home.

I'm being unnecessarily ironically snarky in this post. But really, I commiserate with you about everything here being the most terrible version.

I miss my bidet! If there was a god, his/her greatest creation.

Buy a portable one

Portable wet wipes is the move tbh. Also eat more fiber and/or take fiber supplements.

Agoraphobia powers engage!

I hate pooping at work now.

I was also worried that my trip to Japan was going to be brutal, but it turned out there were bidets in every single bathroom I went to while we were there so that was fucking fantastic.