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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?

Bagels.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to "treegulls."

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Wrong.

Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No no no, you're all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We've proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Archipelagulls

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

It's all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Captain Planet Gull: "Give me those chips and I'll poop on you!"

You: "... don't you mean 'or' you will poop on me, not 'and'?"

Captain Planet Gull: ...

You: ...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I've seen many seagulls in my life.

But I've never seen any of the others.

And that's terrifying. Stay vigilant.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

And what about the Dillos who don't want to be armed?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

unarmadillos?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Attention Bajoran workers...

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I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I used to study animal management and there was a lecturer who wrote his uni thesis on "seagulls" and any time he heard someone call them seagulls he'd shout down the hallway "They're herring gulls!"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Seagulls are not just herring gulls though. The term is used for any gulls people see near the sea. In the UK that's herring, great black backed & and lesser black backed, black headed, common, and kittiwakes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A birdwatching friend of mine has decided that if he ever discovers a new species, he's naming it "seagull" regardless of where he finds it or what it looks like just to piss off all the ornithologists.

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Bay-hull; loves explosions.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

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"By your powers combined, I'm Captain Gull!"

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Water-Gull. Earth-Gull. Fire-Gull. Air-Gull. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire-Gull Nation attacked.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Seagulls, Landgulls, Firegulls, and Airgulls. But that all changed when the Firegulls attacked.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Don't forget bay-gulls. They love fish, especially smoked salmon

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You have to go pretty far back (to proto-Celtic, it looks like) to find a linguistic ancestor for the word "gull" that doesn't just mean "that specific bird."

But in proto-Celtic, it looks like "weilanna" probably meant "wailer." As in, "one who wails," though we don't know exactly what the suffix "-anna" means. A similar word in that language would've been "wailos," which even though it sounds similar seems to have been unrelated to our modern term "wolf," as it comes from a different proto-indo-european root.

Anyway, the word "gull" does refer to the sounds that it makes more than anything else. So in figuring out what a landgull, airgull, and firegull might be, we need to find something noisy. Or just something annoying, given the derisive connotation of "wail."

Edit: This is, of course, assuming that we're looking for different existing types of animals to be these creatures, rather than just (for instance) creating new, elemental forms of gulls; or "reskinning" seagulls with different elements; or inventing all-new animals to fill those roles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Wailos or wailer is wolf, is that because they “wail” (howl?) Or is that just a coincidence?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Sorry for being unclear--proto-Celtic calls wolves "wailos" for the same reason as they call gulls "weilanna," because of the noise, yes. The coincidence is that the modern word "wolf" sounds like the proto-Celtic word "wailos."

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I propose that cobras be referred to as firegulls. The hissing for the noise, and the venom spit into your eyes is “hot” (spicy).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don't forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's Called seagull

It flies

With that logic, firegull are penguins.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I love baygulls.

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