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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago

No wonder he did so well, he found an AOC+3 in a treasure chest.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

RNJesus is smiling down on him.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

everyone roll need on that +4 Strength +4 Stamina [Leather Belt] so Cuomo doesn't get it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

LEVEL 18? AGGH UGGH

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

Great Palestinian Senator Cryin' Chuck Schumer

Trump nicknames are becoming imperial titles now

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

the sheer absurdity of it made me snort

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Guess Schumer is going to be appointed the new imperial governor of Palestine.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

lmfao no notes on the ending

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

The next time that we see the media reporting that Trump is distancing himself from Israel or pissed at Netanyahu, remember that Trump is so Zionist that he refers to Chuck Schumer as "Our Great Palestinian Senator". Trump has used this name for months. Chuck Schumer called Trump a chicken on June 2 for not attacking Iran yet. Chuck Schumer told NYT in March, “My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.” Chuck Schumer gives speeches at AIPAC.

Trump considers himself to be even more Zionist than Chuck Schumer, so much so that he uses "Palestinian" as a slur. Any supposed "distancing from Israel" or "contempt for Netanyahu" is purely theater.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

He forgot to sign this post, how are people going to know who Donald J. Trump is??

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"DILF is a DAD I'd like to fuck, folks, these "DILFS" don't even have children??! What's the world coming to! - Thank you for your attention to this matter, Donald J. Trump President Of The United States" trump-feed

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone called me daddy once in a positive way and I dont think Trump realizes the high that it can give someone. Like "oh, hm, yes, I suppose I am aging well."

Also im one of the older people here so I also am talking out my ass

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Intern wrote it, clearly

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

"Cryin' Chuck Schumer"

Is this why he was hospitalised for dehydration.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The octogenarian who cried too much.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Still too little for my tastes.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Wow what an endorsement lol

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

“Hey libs, make sure to vote Mamdani in November to stick it to le CHEETO BENITO xDDDDDD!1! Vote blue no matter who!”

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah even Donnie thinks he's just going to cruise through the general election

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Dude with RFK Jr in his cabinet has the audacity to say Zohran's voice is grating....

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

are we at the "yeah whatever dude you call everyone a communist" stage yet? that would be nice

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All hail the new mayor, Zordon Mamdani!

His campaign is run by teenagers with attitude!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I may not be a teenager but I have more than enough attitude and I volunteer to be a ranger, I'll do any color but yellow.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

was there significance to the different colors or do you just think it looks bad?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I just hate yellow, if I'm being honest I wanna be red but I know that everyone will want to be red, especially as the people's color is the deepest red

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Power Rangers racism code requires the yellow ranger to be Asian

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Every asshole always asks "what do we have to maintain order after abolishing the police?" but they never took my answer of "Power Rangers" seriously

Well who's laughing now?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Will Democrats react to this by calling him Daddy Mamdani?

Or will they decide they agree with Trump on this one? Place your bets now.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

At this point I'm pretty sure they're trying to get someone to make an attempt on his life. They're blaring existential dread at the least stable people in US society.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I mean, at that point he wouldn't just be mayor. The man would be elevated to sainthood.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

i want to know his definition of "TERRIBLE". it's the beard, isn't it donny?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

This is the worst picture I could find.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

bad lighting but he still looks handsome (and i say this as a fellow olive skin dark circles haver)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

"He looks TERRIBLE"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That is a good looking homie, like, objectively by western standards

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Every word out of trump’s mouth is cringey as fuck.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Republicans: They’re the rudest people we’re ever forced to be polite to.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

We're one week from his tweets being just him banging his fists into the keyboard and hitting send

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

negative press covfefe

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

this is hilarious. trump is such a stupid pig lmfao

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Incredible endorsement

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If AOC ever streams again every time she makes a joke chat will give AOC+3s

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

More like Madonna amirite?

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