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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

LMFAO!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The guests? I should hope so

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Compost is beautiful

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's the shit

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

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