I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Basil?
Fancy putting "No riff raff"...
Que?
Got me. I loled.
That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Holy crap, recipe?
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Yeah that story had to go at the top and contain a jump add literally unreadable otherwise
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
I'm using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that [email protected] actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me
Sounds delicious!
It’s pretty bangin’!
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
What's she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
She’s allergic to Dogs.
Truth, honesty, compassion.
The Constitution.
Hopefully she's developed an allergy to Botox...
That'll affect her for a looooooong time.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh...
Silicone... Botox... Caulk... Whatever... 🤷♂️
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
^bummer^ So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.
I hope it's gravely serious.
Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
They should have left her where they found her
Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
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