Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?

Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry

Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.

Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...

Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.

I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.

I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.

Whoa

He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?

God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.

Don't do it man!

This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?

You've earned me chip, big fella

Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).

When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...

If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?

That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.

What flavor is it?

Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).

That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok

I'll pet the albatross

For one more day

Carlos for scale.