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I would be too
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Could be worse, could be the Grimm Brothers version.
I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.
"crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love."
Yikes, batman
The fruits rhyme with grapes
Disney definitely took some creative liberties.
To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”
I regret being curious and looking it up. What the actual fuck!
Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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