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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

"crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love."

Yikes, batman

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The fruits rhyme with grapes

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Disney definitely took some creative liberties.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025

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