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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Maybe I'm way off base but my conspiracy brain is active tonight. What's the likelihood of some false flag attack happening at this parade thing that could be blamed on Iran or whoever else?

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The people in charge of this shitshow have levels of ambition inversely proportioned to their level of ability.

Why do one thing properly when you can half-ass doing twenty things?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

Why do one thing properly when you can half-ass doing twenty things?

This is how the last company I worked for operated. It's also run by hardcore chuds

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

nah shit just is happening all the time now

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is why nothing ever happens. Everything cancels everything else out.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

5 volleys at Israel is the first crack in the "nothing ever happens" dam

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Which is wild considering history ended in 1992

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes a lot of stuff happens at once.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Weeks, decades. Decades, weeks.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Slight tangent, I was having a convo along these lines with a friend yesterday who said the early 2010s were a simpler time.

I was like… were they? In the period from the turn of the century until say, second term Obama we had 9/11, GWOT, Iraq, GFC, Occupy, several waves of BLM, Euromaidan, Arab Spring, etc. etc.

But perhaps things have accelerated, contradictions collapsing upon each other more rapidly…. I’m not sure. I feel like shit just feels crazy as you’re living through it, not to mention I was not paying attention to politics in the way I have in the last 10 years or so during that time, despite living through it. I was either a kid or a young disengaged moron.

Are more things happening? I kinda think no…? Is what’s happening with ICE and immigrants worse than what was happening to arabs at Guantanamo in the first part of the century? Is the repression in LA worse than Standing Rock? Is Israel bombing Iran worse than what was done to Libya by NATO, or Russia annexing Crimea? It feels like we fall into this trap of thinking there was an “event” that got us into The Present Where Things Are Happening vs The Past Where Things Were Not Happening, that event usually being Trump or Covid I guess. Which is essentially a metaphysical way of thinking and un-dialectical.

Not to mention that westerners finally getting upset about the current development of their political systems and thinking “the world has gone to shit” clearly just weren’t paying attention to the world outside their walled garden for the last….. 500 years?

Watching a live-streamed genocide every day while the climate is in the process of collapsing is quite a mind fuck though, for sure. And feels pretty new.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

human perception of time slows down as you receive novel inputs that create new memories

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is spot-on. What I haven't seen mentioned is Trump's showmanship. He's a clown, an entertainer. He knows how to drive the ratings and get people to tune in. I think that's what's different compared to the last few decades. We have a reality TV star doing livestreams of him committing crimes while posting 24/7.

Compare that to Obama's administration where just as much ghoul shit was happening, but a large section of Americans still got their information from the 6 o'clock news. They didn't have smartphones buzzing anytime Obama drone strike'd another hospital.

Something similar happened with Vietnam where TV made the war unpalatable compared to Korea just a few years before. Flash forwarding to today, the media hasn't gotten internet news figured out the same way they did with cable news between the Vietnam and Iraq wars. So now we see Israelis sharing TikTok videos of them committing war crimes with the LAPD doing photo ops for Instagram that makes them look like assholes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I agree that things were always fucked to a degree (especially the Bush years imo) but what I’m talking about specifically is that I feel like all of these events I mentioned are intentionally linked and possibly a setup for something. Again, conspiracy brain, but I wanted to get opinions from people here if they’re having similar thoughts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well, Indivisible is a DNC operation as far as I can tell, and they are scheduling things and driving a lot of the movement we see, so the idea of the protests building towards the June 14 military parade I think is plausible.

The strike on Iran, and likely the inevitable retaliation, being done this week is very likely timed for the parade. I know some people say it's because Bibi was at risk of being voted out but I think that's a cover, given the contradictory reports of the date of the vote and the vote counts I have seen so far. It makes sense, too, for the military parade to coincide with one of USA's boogeymen doing violence.

I don't think you're conspiracy brained.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

We're in a season finale.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

I can see how the ice raids and trumps military parade may be connected, but the attacks on Iran were because there was a vote about removing netanyahu on the same day of the attacks

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh interesting. I wasn't aware of that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that was misrepresented and that the vote was a couple of days before the strike

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Could be a conspiracy both-sides could just be the empire's decline and decay leading to a bunch of shit blowing up at once

Either way, I wouldn't put it past the fash to blame Iran if a tank accidentally shoots another or falls into a massive sinkhole or some shit due to troop incompetence

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Highly sus, this would be the first time in US history that 3 things have happened at the same time.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

not really its all the ridiculous fash shit they want just now that they are in power they are just speedrunning it

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The night before last night I saw that video of the US army secretary going on fox news to say he just spoke with an american soldier stationed on the moon defending our freedoms, and then I saw the news that Iran got attacked a few hours later. It wasn't until yesterday evening that it hit me that we are basically watching the moon bears sketch play out in real time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's called shock and awe comes home

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I sorta believe that both Ukraine attack on Russian strategic bombers and Israeli attack on Iranian bases using trucks filed with drones were planned by the same group.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

No shits pretty well fucked right now.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Also the Pope's address on the jumbotron at White Sox Field.

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