Good morning

I’ve been faced with imminent violent intent multiple times in my life, and each time I was saved by my ability to GTFO as fast as possible.

Imagine trying to fina another job right now

You’re about to crawl inside a big dangerous machine to fix it, so you put a lock and tag on the power switch so that nobody can turn it on while you’re in there.

It would look better if it had more wood paneling

Sweaty do you understand they took Jimmy Kimmel off the air?

I'm crying a little bit

Yeah I dunno about that, I know too many brain rotted people who can’t shut the fuck up about the things they believe.

I thought Charlie was a Zionist

I’ve been getting words in bulk from AliExpress for like $3/lb for years already

I’ve been out of college for 10+ years and I still have nightmares like this

Highly sus, this would be the first time in US history that 3 things have happened at the same time.