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"You look like someone I'm looking for" seems to be a recurring quote from these guys.
They really hit the nail on the head with that cutaway
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Imagine having this in your car on a card and when ICE asks for your ID you pull this out.
Man, tfw I'm an immigrant, but I'm pale as the fucking moon so I can't do this
"You fit the profile"
Next is Stop and Frisk nationwide followed by "Papers Please"
Based on the latest reports, no way they would be polite enough to say "please"
removes wig
removes prosthetic teeth
removes rubber nose
removes lifts
removes muscle suit
"Do I still look like them?"
holds up color chart "Yeah, you're still a dead ringer."
I've yet to see these guys looking for a middle aged white male or female.
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Can't say it's something I'd root for but is black/brown face still bad if you use it to waste cops and ice's time?
Since when can ICE make traffic stops?
Anyone can do anything. There are only consequences after the fact and only if the state agrees there should be.
The Yankee Gestapo have been allowed to do what they want by The Fatboy Tangerine ...and by the us population.
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Since they are Trump's secret police.
Laws are just agreements not to do stuff
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Lawsuit time and this one is legit.
Agreed, this is a clear cut Constitutional violation. Should be worth millions.
And he might get justice in ten years.
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"Papers, please!"
No wait, they are not that polite...
"Papers!"
Wait, they didn't even lead with asking about his papers?
Damn...
"Submit to the skintone inspection!"
Quotas for DEI initiatives bad: no merit for chosen employees
Quotas for ICE good: no merit for those arrested in order to meet quota...
I know I know, you don't logic a Magoo. There is none to be had...
The scary part is that there absolutely is logic to it. They're still just slightly short of being willing to say that part out loud.
It's a common theory that many of thr 1/6 rioters are now ICE members. So here is a list of the pardoned fucks. https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-january-6-prisoners-released-2018097
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ICE has been directly and illegally ordered to violate the fourth amendment and are doing it every day.
“Papers, please” - just like Soviet Russia and the other Soviet-bloc countries.
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Can they legally ask if you aren’t suspected of a crime? Surely, driving to work is not a crime.
Bold of you to assume the law applies to them.
Bold of you to assume the Federal government still follows the law.
They said he looked like a suspect. Cough cough.
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No reasonable, articulable suspicion of crime? No ID.
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Time to exercise the 2nd Ammendment
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For the love of God, SUE!!!
Good luck. The government has pretty consistently ruled that the government is immune from liability in situations like this.
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"Mom, I don't wanna go to school today"
"Stop being lazy"
"No mom, I don't want to get arrested by ICE"
Since the republicans passed laws allowing teachers to be armed in schools it would be such sweet karmatic justice if one them melts an ICE agent.
Welcome to the Diapered States of America, papers please.
working as designed
Isn't illegally detaining folks a violation of their civil rights/freedoms? Pretty sure that one that isn't protected by qualified immunity... fucking scum
Family lives near Brentwood and I can absolutely see ICE thugs doing this to them.
Guilty until proven innocent
“Papers, please”
The Gestapo strike again.
Papers please.
DO NOT PULL OVER FOR NAZIS
DeSantis has a tip for those whose cars are surrounded in a threatening manner.
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When they say that, you say, “Oh, you must be looking for the guy with the big dick. You found me.”
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