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[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A rainbow appearing in the sky over Dublin on the day that Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriage? A tornado destroying the house of Rep. Joe Harding, who authored the infamous "Don't Say Gay" bill in Florida?

I don't know how much clearer He can get!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Plague of locusts? Blood raining down? Him literally getting struck by lightening?

I would like the later. It would be hilarious.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago

Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.

"celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military.." Fuck off. Trump doesn't give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

Sing it with me folks!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago

He's just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Trump Always Chickens Out Trump

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago

If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he's been a big meanie lately, so it's rain for HitlerPig's birthday.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

But don't worry, they've already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago

First thought: I hope it gets canceled

Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

TACO of his own parade

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

So the message is our military can't perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

To be fair they stated they didn't want to have an audience out in lightning.

Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I'd like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

In his mind he's probably worried that the low turnout would be bad press for him.

You know, rather than concern for the safety of the attendees.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Well, the last few wars have been in deserts

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

Lol fucking loser

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we'll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Yes, but at the cost of long range visibility and wind, which I guess would only be a problem in certain specific circumstances.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

I'm in favor of sticking him out there and seeing if Zeus is ready to smite him yet.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Your “god” is shaming you.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

isn't he friends with Zuckerberg? Do it in the Metaverse.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we'll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won't be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Can't let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn't even show up for veteran's memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Because what, the weather would pose a threat to the wellbeing of the soldiers?

Trump doesn't care about that.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Every soldier should be given a sick chit for bonespurs that day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

We can only hope. Let's dust off that old HAARP and see if we can make it happen! /s

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Trump is a witch confirmed.

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