Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?

I'm sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.

Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.

"celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military.." Fuck off. Trump doesn't give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.

Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?

He's just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word

If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he's been a big meanie lately, so it's rain for HitlerPig's birthday.

But don't worry, they've already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.

I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱

"Cancelled" would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.

But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he's yearned for since Season 1??

Methinks "rescheduled" is a more likely outcome. 🤷‍♂️

First thought: I hope it gets canceled

Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float

So the message is our military can't perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?

TACO of his own parade

The fact that the military's birthday keeps getting called 'Trump's birthday' shows how far we are sliding into fascism.

Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn't want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.

Then again Diaper Don doesn't like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.

Lol fucking loser

Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we'll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.

Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho

Perhaps he could order Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport the weather.

I'm in favor of sticking him out there and seeing if Zeus is ready to smite him yet.

Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?

Your “god” is shaming you.

Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren't murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?

isn't he friends with Zuckerberg? Do it in the Metaverse.

you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won't be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?

Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we'll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.

Thoughts and prayers

Can't let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn't even show up for veteran's memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)