I'm sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.
They don't want to work on the weekend any more than you do.
Precious few units will be given leave if it's canceled. They'll find something stupid for them to do.
Its time to mop the road during a storm.
The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren't showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.
Every military parade is a sad display of nonsense, the fact that anyone would think it’s a good idea is like thinking hitler had some innovative ideas about facial hair. dumb.
I'm pissed he ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache, because that's the only place mine actually grows in. I'm forever doomed to shave my upper lip because of him.
I'm pretty sure Chaplin was pissed about it too.
He sure as shit was!
https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/articles/29-The-Great-Dictator-s-Speech
They were also born within a week of eachother. Hitler was a huge Chaplin fan, hence the mustache if I recall correctly.
Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?
"Cancelled" would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.
But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he's yearned for since Season 1??
Methinks "rescheduled" is a more likely outcome. 🤷♂️
Don't even think that. He'd expose people to lightning before cancelling
I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.
Also held inauguration indoors due to bad weather.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
^🫲^🍊^🫱^
FTFY
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
"celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military.." Fuck off. Trump doesn't give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
Sing it with me folks!
The fact that the military's birthday keeps getting called 'Trump's birthday' shows how far we are sliding into fascism.
Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.
He's just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
TACO of his own parade
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he's been a big meanie lately, so it's rain for HitlerPig's birthday.
Perhaps he could order Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport the weather.
fire everyone at NOAA
Didn't that already happen?
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn't want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn't like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
So the message is our military can't perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?
To be fair they stated they didn't want to have an audience out in lightning.
Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I'd like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.
Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren't murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?
Yes. Why do you think Pestilence was sent during the first term?
Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?
Lol fucking loser
Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho
I'm in favor of sticking him out there and seeing if Zeus is ready to smite him yet.
Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we'll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.
Thoughts and prayers
Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?
isn't he friends with Zuckerberg? Do it in the Metaverse.
Your “god” is shaming you.
God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.
Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we'll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.
Can lightning disable a tank? I don't want the crews to get hurt but four or five M1 Abrams stuck in the middle of Constitution Ave would make for some fucking GREAT b-roll for the nightly news.
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