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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

If you're against this you're a Baldur's Gatekeeper.

(I don't know anything about Baldur's Gate.)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Dungeons and dragons videogame

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Okay, I did know that about Baldur's Gate.

I also know it's horny, had a surprisingly high budget for an RPG, and gets medieval armor wrong.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's very well made. Also the characters are certainly horny but my ace playthrough is going great and all the NPCs still like me

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Unless it's hardcore full-frontal from start to finish it won't accurately capture the spirit of the game. They've only got an hour per episode to pack with weird horniness.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I'm fine with horny if it skips the usual P R E S T I G E sexual violence emphasis.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

ideally it won't even be horny at all - all the characters are entirely naked because they've taken off their camp clothes & then switched to camp outfits in the overworld as a joke, nobody as much as mentions this in the show

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Better not read anything about Astarion then

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's just it: it's read about, spoken about. That sort of than can happen and I can accept that as a story element that adds tragedy and pain to a character. That's fine, even good. What I saw of Astarion's story as visually presented on screen didn't seem particularly gratuitous (except when Raphael showed up at one point) or at the character's expense.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It'll either be "so... that happened" quipshit or it'll be edgy for edginess' sake shit. Hard pass both ways.

Disclaimer: I enjoyed Honor Among Thieves because it managed to thread the needle and be clever/funny without being unbearably quippy by letting the funny parts happen rather than being verbally forced into being.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well, and also watching Chris Pine's face melt. That was pretty good too.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I-was-saying that was a funny part that just happened without being verbally forced into being.

Imagine a Joss Whedonization of that moment.

Guard: "So... that bard just melted!" so-true

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

'uhhh are bards supposed to do that?'

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Here's some more slop you mindless drones.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The reason I liked Baldurs Gate? The brand, obviously brainworms

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I'd argue that the brand of D&D definitely got a lot of people to buy it that wouldn't have bought Divinity Original Sin 3.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Whatever, just another video game tv series most will forget.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

wasn't there a d&d movie recently?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

And it was amazing

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Karlach's facial expression here is how I feel about this.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Somebody doesn't understand the allure of Baldurs Gate 🤔

Which ensures it'll be fast tracked and on the service by March.

Could we not though, not counting EA I'm like 60 hours in and haven't cleared act 2 - and already have plans for a second run. I don't have TIME for a BG show.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Netflix has done a choose your own adventure before. Would be interesting to see a BG3 one.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Run-time will be split 50/50 between a live-action bisexual harem anime and random comedy violence on goblins.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Surprisingly from me, pass

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Put me down for $20 they do make it, $50 for it is hot trash, and $10 for they make a second season

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Hey - if Larian gets some of that Netflix munny it’ll probably make another awesome game in 4-6 years. I’m down for that. And there’s still that very slim possibility it’s actually good. I’m going to choose to be cautiously optimistic.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Netflix has a reasonable track record with these things, maybe I'll even watch it if they show hog.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Showrunner: Lauren Hissrich

Director: Rupert Sanders

Lead Writer: Chris Weitz

Producer: Roy Lee

Episode Director: Niki Caro

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Just don't.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did you think three was where it would end?

There’ll be a sword coast ride at Disneyland before this is over!

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