There is no way Canada is down for paying the health care costs of Californians, let alone the cost of defense from an American military.
Imagine.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)
Canada claims them all as allies.
TACO bell end Trump backs down.
States join Canada.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won't argue. Because at this point I'm begging
please take all of Michigan. Please please please.
Best we can do is Yoop....
:(
Sorry, buddy....
Minnesota is a solid blue state that deserves to join Canada as well
We've already petitioned Canada about adopting us since Trump was elected, and they responded positively! They consider us their favorite neighbor of all the border states. 🥰
Granted, it was a joke in response to Trump's tariffs, but still... (Source)
ain't no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we've been basically Canada for hundreds of years
Getting California would make Canada shift in identity.
Getting Minnesota would honestly make us even more Canadian.
You know tbh I'm surprising TACO McDumbass hasn't thought about selling our country yet...
Imagine the cash you'd get for this whole place, fuck!
Please take NYC and Chicago as well
Except this is also how the "democracy" that is modern day Russia was created. Everything that's happened in the U.S. since ~2012 that has been driving us to the brink of collapse by furthering the divide between left and right has been eerily similar.
Psychological Inoculation and Astroturfing: Preparing for exploitation of U.S. secession movements
A lot of people don't know this, bc it's not exactly clear what they were doing there, but coincidentally the Heritage Foundation also seemed to play a role in the creation of the first free market in the earliest days of post-soviet Russia.
thank you for not giving in to their rhetoric and letting this point die.
i get endless downvotes on all social media anytime i say a civil war is the absolute fucking worst outcome of any of the current trends.
guess people are just out for blood rn. i wouldn’t make it sound so innocent, tho. why are people out for blood? lots of answers, none satisfying enough.
The Heritage Foundation is a society of monarchists. It's supported by oligarchs who want to be king to push the world towards that agenda, and such oligarchs routinely infuse it with capital.
As a Canadian, no thank you. California and New York would swallow us and we'd become "liberal United States"
Feel real bad for Illinois, Virginia, Colorado and New Mexico citizens.
And all the Democrats in the red states of course.
Why do we need counties at all? Why do we even draw borders to begin with?
Humans haven't figured out how to live without laws yet. If you have laws, you have a region where those laws apply. Voila, countries.
There, FTFY
FTFY
I don't wanna be left behind in the failed states. But otherwise I approve of this message.
Do all the 19 year old Michiganders who drive to Toronto to drink mean nothing to you?
Uh wis, Minnesota and Michi need to added to Canada too.
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