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[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I use one bag but have my veggies out and separate. And unless it's potatoes and/or any alum family, I tell them to just toss them all in the same bag.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

There is no part of the growing, harvesting, cargo packing, transportation, or store stocking process that's making your produce too pristine to be soiled by a cart. A ride in a bag a couple miles to your house isn't going to sanitize it either.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I do, it's just a psychological thing I guess, I've started taking my own reusable bag to the grocery store these days to cut down on plastic though

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you're praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you've just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn't work, then you're holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I have zero issue opening these bags but for some reason my mom and siblings really struggle.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Woah look at hr.reasonablymoisthands over here!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Just stretch the bag carefully a bit on opening. Works every time! Simple.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

just remember which side is the opening, or you'll accidentally tear the wrong side

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

Dont lick your finger, the veggies get sprayed with water. Wet your finger with the clean water and the bag will open for you. Just like everything else in this life: Its better when its wetter.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Except paper bags and toilet paper before you wipe

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

A duvet that hasn't been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Dear god. I'm going to have a nightmare about that tonight I think. Just the weird awkward weight...the odd humidity nearby...the impending thought of mildew...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It's the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You people just creeped me out. Like, I was going to close the page.
Nearly too much internet for a sec there.
I got over it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

And toilet seats.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

I'd proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I've ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Actually we mostly use paper bags in our stores now, because they're in a well integrated system where they can get recycled into something else.

That said, nets are a good idea which works every time you bring them. Which isn't often.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

FYI, reusable produce bags exist!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I try to avoid plastic waste, but am too absent minded to remember my reusables. So I do the same thing the only time the bagger gets told to keep things separate is if there are potatoes and onions. Those things need to be kept separate!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The struggle is real.

...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That's easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Instructions unclear, penis caught in ceiling fan again...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Hold the middle of the side that is supposed to open between your pointer finger and thumb and slide them in opposite directions. It almost always works for me :D

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I aggressively rub the side that's meant to open between my fingers and typically that opens it a bit, and from there you just try to separate that while doing the bag open wave.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You guys put all the fresh stuff in plastic bags? Why not just straight into the shopping bag?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Bring your own reusable bag.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Most of the produce bags here have handles. I found that the meeting place where the "handle" meets the "bag" to be the easiest spot to separate. I just rub the bag between my fingers in that area and usually it only takes a single rub for it to separate.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Lick a finger a little and it'll open effortlessly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

But I've used that to scratch between my cheeks...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Cats: don't you lick there too?

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