Burn wich! Burn hare! Hair? Her? BURN!!!

So... Did you fix the elephant?

Imagine if IKEA instructions were text-only?

Illustrations are not forbidden. Every technical non-trivial book has illustrations. That's normal.

a few niche areas like

Life is life. No social rule is 100% correct at any time. Exceptions happen. Only mathematics can boast that (sometimes) :)

My advice is still important, though: text manuals are everywhere and about everything. Other formats are scarce and mostly of low quality. So you still should learn to read even if you have "really bad executive dysfunction/ADHD/whatever issues" like OP.

~~Batmobile~~Homermobile.

1st rule of an adult: video is an extremely ineffective media for any information except for sport and porno. You're a grown up now, learn to read.

Historians: That must be a very important guy; look how intricate the carving is.
"important guy": is toupee or hat mannequin.

I couldn't care less about your appointment problems so I can say "go fuck yourself" without hesitation.

What is ruction? And why should it be constant?

It even has a frontal camera. I thought they started to make them much-much later.

No, we just have a chance to spend however much time in the bath while nobody is hammering the door shouting "How fucking long are you going to stay there?! You're not alone, you know!!!"