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[-] [email protected] 129 points 1 week ago

Elon's brain: I'm sure nobody took a screenshot.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago

Everyone knows that once you delete something from the internet it's gone forever.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Especially Beyonce, Barbara Streisand, and a few others

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So a Tesla shareholders going to fire him at some point or what?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Tesla stock price is like 95% expectations of massive future growth created by the super amazing genius of Elon. If Tesla becomes just a basic car company it will be destroyed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Of the company is overpriced like that, is it actually helpful to the company or just the shareholders?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's helpful to both as long as the stock stays high.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's not how it works though.

The shareholders know the stock is massively overvalued but that's not useful to them unless they sell now and if they sell now the stock will crash. They know this bubble can't last because they know their global market share is in the toilet and artificially bigging up the stock won't help with that.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Be interesting if that’s what it took.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago

Likely there was a risk for a defamation lawsuit which had a slight risk of a prison sentence? Or Elon finally realised that pissing off Trump more will not help his businesses in the USA.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Defamation isn't criminal, so usually just financial, and even then it can be hard to take money sometimes. See Alex Jones 1.5B defamation loss and how much he's not complying.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

At his level of wealth, nothing is criminal, only financial.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You can't sue for defamation if it's true.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

EL(on) MACO?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I was waiting for that to be mentioned.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Board of Directors is a helluva drug

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Or Elon wants the Streisand effect to occur

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I would suspect that, but let's be honest, Elon isn't exactly the 5D chess type.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

He thinks he is

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Elon tanks, always chickens out. (E-TACO).

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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