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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Make your own streaming service at home, Youll love it.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

Jellyfin ftw

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BONTO! is shutting down end of June

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Couldn't figure it out for a bit, the censored word is "jizz"

[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 days ago

lol I thought it was ;’ :

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Yammer is actually real though 😭

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Not anymore. It's Viva Engage now.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

They really try to make engage a thing at my workplace. HR really pushes it but not even the crickets are alive in there

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure at my place it's just the CEO('s gimp suited underlings) and similar types('s gimp suited underlings).

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Right because who doesn't want to watch a video of the CEO demonstrate they don't understand their own business?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Omg that’s a thing? I saw it happen twice and thought it was weird at the time. What is up with that?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They're usually some junior executives who are trying to pad out their resume with the right keywords they need for their next job.

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Have you seen this old show? Season 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12 is available on streaming service 1, the rest on streaming service 2, except season 7 and half of season 11 which are on service 3 and the rest of season 11 is unfortunately not available anywhere.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Also episodes 4,5 8 and 16 have been removed from random seasons for reasons.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

You can find the complete series in 4K all in one torrent, though.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

with subtitles in every natural language plus klingon

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

But you have to be careful though because otherwise you'll download the version with Yiddish subtitles actually burnt into the video.

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Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍

[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago

2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet

2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

In like 2005 i remenber thinking places like aadultswim putting the week's episodes up was nice. I enjoyed tv on the internet. I enjoyed the internet.

Get off my lawn.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Remember when southpark.com had all the episodes for free because Matt and Trey were sick of pirating their own show to see an episode?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Then they made a deal with Paramount and said "fuck you guys, I'm going home."

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

poob has it for you

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago

It's literally on bebo. Use your lala login. Haven't you ever used fupu before?

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According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Popplers is copyrighted by fox tho

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Zitsels it is, then.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Bebo (/ˈbiːboʊ/ BEE-boh) was an American social networking website that originally operated from 2005 until its bankruptcy in 2013. The site relaunched several times after its bankruptcy with a number of short-lived offerings, including instant messaging and video streaming, until its acquisition by Amazon in July 2019 when it was shut down. It was announced in January 2021 that it would be returning as a new social-media site the month after. By May 2022, it had once again been shut down, without having left beta-testing.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

a rhousand years ago

Scooby Doo, is that you?

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

the tinyurl link goes to a 90s Hungry Jacks ad for Yumbos.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

^I^ ^am^ ^spreading^ ^misinformation^ ^online^

disgustingfilm is a parody account for discussingfilm.
I probably should have mentioned this, but its funnier this way.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

because this is firmly in poe's law territory, i searched for "pibmow" which returned a wikipedia article for something called "pribnow box" which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.

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I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

It's actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Turns out, that's exactly who it was named after

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

I'm about to flip a grunt.

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