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it has it for you rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

poob has it for you

[-] [email protected] 44 points 10 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 84 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

BONTO! is shutting down end of June

[-] [email protected] 41 points 14 hours ago

2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet

2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet

[-] [email protected] 107 points 17 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Have you seen this old show? Season 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12 is available on streaming service 1, the rest on streaming service 2, except season 7 and half of season 11 which are on service 3 and the rest of season 11 is unfortunately not available anywhere.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

You can find the complete series in 4K all in one torrent, though.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 15 hours ago

Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍

[-] [email protected] 146 points 19 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Yammer is actually real though 😭

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Not anymore. It's Viva Engage now.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

They really try to make engage a thing at my workplace. HR really pushes it but not even the crickets are alive in there

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 17 hours ago

Couldn't figure it out for a bit, the censored word is "jizz"

[-] [email protected] 65 points 16 hours ago

lol I thought it was ;’ :

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago

the tinyurl link goes to a 90s Hungry Jacks ad for Yumbos.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago

because this is firmly in poe's law territory, i searched for "pibmow" which returned a wikipedia article for something called "pribnow box" which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago

a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Skiss and Skitt

[-] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

The best skunk names possible

[-] [email protected] 70 points 19 hours ago

It's literally on bebo. Use your lala login. Haven't you ever used fupu before?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

[-] [email protected] 55 points 19 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

How did you make it so big?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 18 hours ago
# big
## less big 
### lesser big

big

less big

lesser big

Normal

[-] [email protected] 43 points 18 hours ago

filling mobile screens with your comments

It's free realestate

[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

But to answer your question, they probably used markdown headers like # HA HA!

HA HA!

Depending on your client, you can choose to select text and see what they wrote before the markdown is rendered.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

[-] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

These lyrics are great.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

It's actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Turns out, that's exactly who it was named after

[-] [email protected] 34 points 19 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago

I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

Hey! No need to call names!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Relevant Wizards With Guns video

https://youtu.be/6QuD7UO-ZY0

[-] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

I'm about to flip a grunt.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

wait, does this mean i can finally watch my quibbies on philo?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Yes but you still need to use your quetzl login for now.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

that logo looks awfully similar to phind.com. Maybe I just did not see enough logos.

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