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[-] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

that would be an ecumenical matter

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[-] [email protected] 176 points 4 days ago

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago

More specifically, a handmaid.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago

The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.

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Blessed be the fruit.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Thank you, Internet.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 4 days ago

Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man

[-] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago

He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago

We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Cum with us!

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago

I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Oh sweet summer child.

The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

*this is a real offer to cum with us!!

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

But you guys will put out after Church, right?

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.

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