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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Cum with us!

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.

The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.

What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

that would be an ecumenical matter

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Thank you, Internet.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[-] [email protected] 175 points 2 days ago

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago

More specifically, a handmaid.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Blessed be the fruit.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭

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[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago

Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago

He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago

We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

"Come with us!"

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago

I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

*this is a real offer to cum with us!!

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

But you guys will put out after Church, right?

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH

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