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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Why is this the only French word brits insist on pronouncing the French way?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Had this mixed in with the background music playlist at my wedding reception, and I got to witness an older gentleman sitting near the speaker look increasingly confused.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This made me legit lol. Thank you!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, have you tried making a croissant?

That shit takes effort.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

I had an employee who made them from scratch and they were amazing. Then he showed me how and I've never eaten another croissant since. So much butter.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ya, that’s the whole point. It’s basically butter in pastry form.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

~~French~~ Liberty fries

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What, is the joke that Americans can't cook?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That Pillsbury renamed croissant to crescent roll for the American market. Good thing too because calling those things croissant might be considered libel.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This show was all that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

that's the only correct pronunciation

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I forgot entirely about Pierre Escargot. Some neurons have just fired for the first time in decades.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Tried to order a croissant at a gas station in Oregon once — I lived there, but my French accent turns croissant into a whole performance.

The Mexican woman behind the counter couldn’t see what I meant (glass case + clutter) or understand, we both laughed a lot, and I ended up with the croissant and a breakfast burrito.

Could’ve been worse.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's best to just say "cross ant" because then people know you're saying it wrong on purpose and you don't have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Being a native french speaker, I feel it's actually closer to the real pronunciation than the "kwah" alternative. I would add don't pronounce the T and you're pretty much there.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If I had to write it phonetically for english speakers, I'd write CROSS ON

which is not an endorsement of christianity

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah it seems native english speakers(mainly my fellow muricans) are baffled by the pronunciation of the french "r".

It took me practicing it for a while to finally understand how to properly pronounce it, but I'm still ashamed to use it in public for fear of being mocked by both french and english speakers alike. LOL.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I immediately thought of this too. 😂

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Core memory unlocked.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Ohhhhhh man, I haven't heard this chortle in my head in ages. Thank you friend, hOnh Onhh onhh onnhhh!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!

this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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