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Could have been avoided by using metric.
Side note: if you say you're 6.5" long, it sounds like you care too much about that extra half inch. If you say you're 17cm, that's just how long you are.
You're welcome, penis owners.
For you I have 15cm
Sounds just smaller, metric bad.
15.5 cm*
I'm sorry, is this some sort of imperial joke I'm too metric to understand?
Yes. He's offering his 15 cm
Roughly the size of an average penis. Makes it seem like he just offered to give her the "D".
Which is a trip right to HR.
Could have avoided "!" altogether, and send "For you I have 720"
I (mid 30s woman) am boss and I txtd one of my guys who isn't around very often (he works a different shift basically, sometimes we overlap, usually we don't)
"Hey 60 year old married man when you have a minute. Swing by my office, I've got something for you."
I had a company gift to give him.
Auto complete decided the lips emoji was the best ending to my TXT. You know, the sexy red kissy lips.
I NEVER use that emoji. I never use emojis, when I told this story to other workers who I TXT regularly they were like "you yeah write out jazz hands or *sparkle emoji"
But my phone knew what that innocent TXT needed. Awkward, potentially work relationship ruining lips.
This is why I just...hate touch screen keyboards. T9 never made that kind of editorial decision, and a physical QWERTY keyboard with no software correction running at all didn't either.
I think the problem is you hate autocorrect and not the keyboard itself. I don't have autocorrect on mine and it's fine
touch boards are so shit they barely work wothout assistance.
it sounds like you just can't use a touch keyboard, most people use them just fine, and personally i type reasonably quickly with the odd mistake here and there.
I used to have the habit of sending 'kk' instead of 'ok'. Boss was a black woman. One day she messaged me and in response I put one too many ks....so 'kkk'. I profusely apologized and she laughed it off but yeah, that was the end of me doing that, haha.
On my keyboard, those keys are pretty far apart
Different keyboard layouts. The big difference between UK and US layouts tends to be swapping the " and @ symbols, so on a UK keyboard the ! is shift+1 and the " is shift+2.
Maybe not on mobile keyboards? Giving the benefit of a doubt here.
Estonian layout for an example has " on 2 shift + 2 and @ is alt gr + 2. ! Remains on shift + 1
We don't use inches much at all though. But I'm sure there are other layouts with " on 2
Ask for 5' , get 6"
6 arc seconds, not a very well rounded individual
At the equator, that's like 600 feet.
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