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Death always has a boner too
Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
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Yeah, but how cum?
In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too
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Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
Won't make you go blind
The fuck??
Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.
Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)
Death came twice that day.
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.
*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*
THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON
YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!
THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!
STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!
Oh no, not on us!
Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*
Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please ~~don't~~ form the strap
:3
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can
The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<
This is too much canon for me
What the actual fuck?
And I thought my kinks were extreme
Bro if you think that's extreme you ain't been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn't even get into the vore/unbirth potential.
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That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
Elastimilf
I sure hope so.
Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.
So, in a way he succeded?
Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.
turn off your adblocker and it finds you
you mean death?
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I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔
Death can sweat
So Death can cum
Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.
No wonder they're white.
This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
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Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.
Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
RimWorld has a win condition though.
Savage randy, then.
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Misread it as gum at first.
ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
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