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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Lemmies aren't mice, they're actually a form of chupacabra.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's mothman season now.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

Radical Mouse app. I like that.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

This ain't bad. I joint at the height of beans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

There is no height to beans, only depth.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You mean the first height of beans. (It’ll come back around)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Beans never dipped. Bean hands baby, to the moon

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It was time to stop before it even started

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

That's the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Everybody Sheer now!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sheerandacity, sheeranuly.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Yea, these sheernanigans need to stop!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says sheernanigans!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

It isn't a mouse, it's a lemming!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

FYI, most of the bigots and fascists are outside the city limits these days. Please burn down the suburbs (especially OTP -- outside the Perimeter, i.e. I-285) instead.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

TankEd Sherman hasn't been done, just saying

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I love radical mouse!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Enjoy your death trap, Sheerans!"

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What if he was shearing a sheep?

What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?

What if he was Ed Shanenon and he's Shane from jimmy neutron?

What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?

The barrell has not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.

spoilerYes I made that, right about the time the tide turned. Ed Sheeree

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Of course it was.

Fuck bean posting we've reached new depths.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

If we missed sheering beans, that's on us.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

This is a bean and jean shitposting community damnit!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I was here for the jeans posts they were fun; it feels like these have gone too far

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ed Jeansan can never be a thing

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

It’s a lemming

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I’ve been here for a while and I have no idea. So it goes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I can't explain why other than maybe because they both have red hair, but FFS: why do I always confuse Ed Sheeran with Lewis Capaldi? I don't even think I've ever heard a single song by Sheeran.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not even Shape of You? It's a bloody earworm.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, bean season will come back around again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's time to stop?
No, it will never end
Changing themes the dumb memes will never end

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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