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[-] [email protected] 120 points 3 weeks ago

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[-] [email protected] 94 points 3 weeks ago

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck that shit, if I can become rainbow Baphomet then count me in! ALL in!

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

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[-] [email protected] 99 points 3 weeks ago

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

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[-] [email protected] 88 points 3 weeks ago

PRIDEMONTH.
PRIDEMONTH.
P RIDE M ON TH.
p RIDE m ON th.
RIDE ON

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PR IDEMONTH
PR idemonth
PR

Please review my PR before EOD if you have the capacity. We can hop on a quick screenshare if you want me to walk you through it.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PRI DEM ON TH
PRION

oh no

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

PR IDE MONTH

Pull request integrated development environment month

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOO

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

RIDE ON THAT COCK, BRO! BEING GAY IS THE BEST!! AROOOO!!!!

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago

Well, that convinced me. I should become gay.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

🤘😖🤘

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen this post a couple times and just scrolled on last. Didn't realise it was an anti-pride post because it looks cool as hell.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

For real ? this absolutely slaps

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I’m not gay but I want that shirt

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

they went from bullying kids for being too weak, too sensitive etc to fucking satanic panic. what a bunch of pussy ass bitches.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine creating this and imagining you were making a point.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gay, furry, disabled and satanic, and I approve this message

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

That's metal as fuck! I don't own any Pride Month merch, but want everything I own to have this on it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Why it has two sets of horns? It looks like first one weren't intimidating enough so they added another set to wrap the "DEMON".

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly probably AI generated

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

100%. Not just because of the style, but topological issues (where do the top horns go? Looks like they turn into hair?) or duplication are hallmarks.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I have no idea what this means but it made me giggle maniacally.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

"Look if you just take a couple letters from this word and some from this word, carry the one......"

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I love it. I'd 100% wear this shirt.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Said it the first time this "Pride Month hides Demon" stuff went viral

Pride Demons is a bomb ass name for a political group focused on queer liberation in the same vein as the Black Panthers were for black liberation.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dibs on Prith Demon as a lgbt+ metal band! Any of you gays know how to sweep pick?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Garbage AI because no conservative is creative.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

You've startled the Christians

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