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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Alright, alright, Russian here, let's negotiate. I'm generally in favor of Ukraine taking Chechnya, Dagestan and Ingushetia off our hands. You couldn't take Kaliningrad even over my dead body, but we can offer ~~a nuclear wasteland~~ Novaya Zemlya instead (but we'll keep nuking the shit out of it), and Sakhalin, too, just to fuck with Japan even more.

Deal?

And what about Belarus? And Transnistria?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Everything elese goes to Sakha empire.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Transnistria belongs to Chad. Belarus belongs to Andorra

After that, make a union to strengthen the countries power in the war against people arguing red, yellow and blue arent primary colors

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

German here. Good call with keeping Kaliningrad! After all it actually belongs to Germany.

/s

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What the fuck are you talking about??? Kaliningrad belongs to Czech Republic, duh. It's now named Královec

https://visitkralovec.cz/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C3%A1lovec_Region

Ř

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lets give it to Poland then... Just to fuck with Germans as well

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Belarus can govern itself as soon as they overthrow their Putin-lite. As for Transnistria, I'm sure we can talk with Moldova about it, especially if both them and us will get into EU at some point.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

may putin rot in hell, may russians free themselves from the cancer

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

As a finn, I'd accept that.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

All we needed to hear. It's settled then.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Nah, they can have a bit of Russia, we aren't some monsters looking to completely wipe them out or something

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Who will be the president of Bufferistan?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He just walked out that open window over there. He was cutting off that guy who swearing at him. Wait, I think the other guy took the stairs, what a gentleman! Sure, stairs are slower but the first step is pretty gentle.

What? Did Steven say something? Like splat? Ah nevermind.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Steven Seagal wishes he could fit through a window

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

FSB wish they could push him of a chair.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I nominate the guy that created RealPlayer.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

VLC invades claiming bufferistan is actually their territory and history repeats.

Qué fallout intro.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

the Tetris inventor should finally get paid.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Everyone from Poland each has to do it for a week as a form of compulsory service.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Whoever drew the short straw

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

and Ukraine should gain land with everyone new negotiation

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Does this mean the most Russian assets will be in the area closest to the USA territory?(Alaska)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Nah, just the people.

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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