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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Alright, alright, Russian here, let's negotiate. I'm generally in favor of Ukraine taking Chechnya, Dagestan and Ingushetia off our hands. You couldn't take Kaliningrad even over my dead body, but we can offer ~~a nuclear wasteland~~ Novaya Zemlya instead (but we'll keep nuking the shit out of it), and Sakhalin, too, just to fuck with Japan even more.

Deal?

And what about Belarus? And Transnistria?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

German here. Good call with keeping Kaliningrad! After all it actually belongs to Germany.

/s

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lets give it to Poland then... Just to fuck with Germans as well

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What the fuck are you talking about??? Kaliningrad belongs to Czech Republic, duh. It's now named Královec

https://visitkralovec.cz/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C3%A1lovec_Region

Ř

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Transnistria belongs to Chad. Belarus belongs to Andorra

After that, make a union to strengthen the countries power in the war against people arguing red, yellow and blue arent primary colors

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Everything elese goes to Sakha empire.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Belarus can govern itself as soon as they overthrow their Putin-lite. As for Transnistria, I'm sure we can talk with Moldova about it, especially if both them and us will get into EU at some point.

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