Codpiece

Built-in obsolescence should be illegal. It's so wasteful

It's April 1st. Maybe it's just a prank

Better don't tell your dentist

I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

Meat allergy? Unpleasant but ironically good for the environment.

Caught in a wildfire, no escape from reality.

I was born with the bees. My father was a beekeeper and showed me and many other curious people his bees. Recently he passed away. Even his burial was bee themed and now the bees come to visit the flowers on his grave.

The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.

Okay, Cumboy Bebop

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