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[–] 219 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.

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  • [–] 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.

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    [–] 100 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y'all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!

    But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.

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  • [–] 94 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.

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  • [–] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)

    But seriously, the one thing I'm proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Same.

    But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.

    I've not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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    [–] 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can't describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

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    [–] 39 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.

    I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

    Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

    Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Don’t forget that smokers also get to ruin other people’s meals at restaurants. Not their own meals mind you - just the meals of others.

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    [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    When I was a teenager in the 90s, I once dated someone whom I thought otherwise to be a smart and collected girl.

    Then I watched her and her friend rummage the side streets for half smoked cigarette butts that people had disposed of out their car windows. The bliss in their eyes when they lit up a half smoked one.

    Looking through the eyes of an adult now, it makes me wonder why I continued to try and strike a habit myself over the next 2 years. Fortunate for me, it never seemed like my drug of choice, though I did find others.

    Being addicted to anything will make you realize just how fragile “giving a shit” really is.

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    [+] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    tfw you share balcony with smoking neighbour and all smoke goes to your room where you work...

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    [+] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)
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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just one nail of many in my mom's coffin

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Nearly all of my family smokes, and I fucking hate it. There were countless times, as far as I can remember, when I tried to do something with my dad, it was nice for a while, then he goes for a 'quick smoke' and stays there forever.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I’ve read last week that tobacco is radium rich and decomposes to polonium and radon - cigarettes are radioactive and it contributes to its nasty effects on the lungs

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    I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the "smoke shack" in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo

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