▲ 1655 ▼ The solution to many problems (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 206 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 219 points 1 year ago (4 children) I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago "Failure to Stop" drill. permalink fedilink source parent [–] huquad@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago You're being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s permalink fedilink source parent [–] papalonian@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 child) My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of "all the extra shit they put in there", and smokes a pack a week. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tfm@europe.pub -1 points 1 year ago* (2 children) Your work buddy isn't wrong with that tbh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago (2 children) So no banana then, huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana. Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent [–] yucandu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent [–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago It is a death of a thousand cuts for these cuntz in the imperial core. It is trendy now to be a non smoker. Or atleast in this feed... Why don't ya'll now start bitching about fat people.... then all of us to the gas chambers... There are a lot of annoyances in life get over it turdz. Why don't you do a gender reveal and burn down a forest..... or better yet get popped in the nutz. Turdz I tell yah just turdz permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 year ago Poor Nic (a teen): permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah! Merica! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago "Failure to Stop" drill. permalink fedilink source parent [–] huquad@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago You're being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago "Failure to Stop" drill. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago You're being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 child) My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of "all the extra shit they put in there", and smokes a pack a week. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tfm@europe.pub -1 points 1 year ago* (2 children) Your work buddy isn't wrong with that tbh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago (2 children) So no banana then, huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana. Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent [–] yucandu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent [–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago It is a death of a thousand cuts for these cuntz in the imperial core. It is trendy now to be a non smoker. Or atleast in this feed... Why don't ya'll now start bitching about fat people.... then all of us to the gas chambers... There are a lot of annoyances in life get over it turdz. Why don't you do a gender reveal and burn down a forest..... or better yet get popped in the nutz. Turdz I tell yah just turdz permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tfm@europe.pub -1 points 1 year ago* (2 children) Your work buddy isn't wrong with that tbh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago (2 children) So no banana then, huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana. Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent [–] yucandu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent [–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago It is a death of a thousand cuts for these cuntz in the imperial core. It is trendy now to be a non smoker. Or atleast in this feed... Why don't ya'll now start bitching about fat people.... then all of us to the gas chambers... There are a lot of annoyances in life get over it turdz. Why don't you do a gender reveal and burn down a forest..... or better yet get popped in the nutz. Turdz I tell yah just turdz permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago (2 children) So no banana then, huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana. Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent [–] yucandu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana. Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you Either that or I'm just being European, idk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though. Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes. Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like) But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. :p I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand. Huht huht huht permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago It is a death of a thousand cuts for these cuntz in the imperial core. It is trendy now to be a non smoker. Or atleast in this feed... Why don't ya'll now start bitching about fat people.... then all of us to the gas chambers... There are a lot of annoyances in life get over it turdz. Why don't you do a gender reveal and burn down a forest..... or better yet get popped in the nutz. Turdz I tell yah just turdz permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 year ago Poor Nic (a teen): permalink fedilink source parent