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Anon roleplays as Kif (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago

"Anon, can you give us an example from your past in which you demonstrated commitment, creativity, and a depth of knowledge in a subject?"

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I was a mod on a Simpsons forum, where my sole reply was 'OOOH YEEES' in the tone of the flamboyant and gay waiter."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"You're hired!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So close, why not Duff Man?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

If this is real, gay and the forum was still up between 2020-now, there's a good chance an LLM was trained to generate pictures of this man's dick if prompted for Kif dick pics.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

brb

Edit: I'm back

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Turned his dick into a pickle. Funniest shit I ever saw.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

Men will do anything but go to therapy huh

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

What's there current life? It must be pretty bad to surpass that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Now they're Zapp.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

They’re posting on 4chan. Extreme misery is assumed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

We must imagine Kif happy.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

has having balls gone out of style ?

ffs who or what is confusing all these people.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

😮‍💨

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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