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[-] [email protected] 169 points 3 weeks ago

I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don't want to take up too much of her time

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago

A true gentleman.

[-] [email protected] 148 points 3 weeks ago

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't forget jump humping!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2

"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

Religon is a hell of a drug

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago

That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda like a threesome

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

[-] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

All the risk without the fun

You've summarized religion in one phrase.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Which one?

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

Like sex is awesome, this is

I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago

This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I can feel it too

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

weird ~~as~~ fuck

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Those images lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that's neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

That's correct according to the "at conception" crowd! Why have silly words like "embryo" and "fetus" when you can just call it a "baby" or "person" and give it the same complete lack of medical and financial assistance as the born children and people in your red states?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Or a spider in 8 seconds

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago

Lots of animals unironically do this.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

Don't call me an animal, but yes.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

You and me baby

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

We ain't nothing but mammals

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Puritanical movements are historically a social response to widespread sexually transmitted illnesses

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

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It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Actually there is afaik a biological reason: Take it with a grain of salt,though - It's a long time since I attended these lectures. The repeated insertion increases the need for lubrication(which increases sperm transport after ejaculations) and making sure the vaginal canal is opened fully.

Again, it's a long time ago I had that lecture and it might not be up-to-date,so someone please confirm this.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Who is it? The impala? Thompson's gazelle? One of those that does exactly that, it takes like a fraction of a second

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like you’re calling me names. 😔

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Don't feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer's remorse set in.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

long

How generous of you 😉

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

You guys are going in and out?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I never go in. Only out.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Just use the salmon method

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

My boyfriend can do that

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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