That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

Kinda like a threesome

All the risk without the fun

You've summarized religion in one phrase.

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

weird as fuck

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

You and me baby

Puritanical movements are historically a social response to widespread sexually transmitted illnesses

long

How generous of you 😉