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[-] [email protected] 148 points 4 days ago

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't forget jump humping!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2

"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

Religon is a hell of a drug

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

yup. hell no magic underwear either

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I don't know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

i think that was in a movie about mormons

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The same joke has been made about a lot of prudish cultures and groups

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Kinda like a threesome

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 67 points 4 days ago

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

From your point of view it is 'all the risk', but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it's the only risk of any real significance.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago

All the risk without the fun

You've summarized religion in one phrase.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Is

Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

Like sex is awesome, this is

I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

[-] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago

This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Man if only! It was a one-off.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I can feel it too

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

weird ~~as~~ fuck

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

The teenage mom strategy

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