Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
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that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I'd eat more avocado if that was true.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
mmm cockamole
Goes great on your faceadilla.
"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
How do I unsee an image
The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

this but in reverse

Goodness me that is unsettling
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.
that's untrue
Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
I've sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Please don't do a blinded experiment
Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.
I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises


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