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[–] 142 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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  • [–] 111 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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    [–] 101 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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    [–] 97 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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    [–] 57 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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    [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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    I've sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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