▲ 447 ▼ Avocado (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 158 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 101 points 1 year ago* (4 children) Um excuse me? I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I'd eat more avocado if that was true. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago (1 child) We’re trying to promote hygiene here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children) Well they don't taste like dirty penis either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) not as chewy, either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago what a day to have eyes permalink fedilink source parent [–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago This is gold. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Etterra@discuss.online 23 points 1 year ago (2 children) It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children) Did you know light beer tastes like cum? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Her boyfriend's penis must be clean. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight permalink fedilink source parent [–] Beero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago (1 child) We’re trying to promote hygiene here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children) Well they don't taste like dirty penis either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) not as chewy, either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago what a day to have eyes permalink fedilink source parent [–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago This is gold. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children) Well they don't taste like dirty penis either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) not as chewy, either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago what a day to have eyes permalink fedilink source parent [–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago This is gold. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) not as chewy, either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago what a day to have eyes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago what a day to have eyes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago This is gold. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 23 points 1 year ago (2 children) It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children) Did you know light beer tastes like cum? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children) Did you know light beer tastes like cum? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 1 year ago Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Her boyfriend's penis must be clean. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Her boyfriend's penis must be clean. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Beero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night permalink fedilink source parent