These yellow shirts popped up in the early 2000’s riding around on those douchey segways. Nobody listened when I told them what this leads to and why I would harass them every chance I got.

in bad country off-duty police officers can dress up in their uniforms and arbitrarily detain you

I motion for insurrectionary southerners and their allies in exile to cease using the nicknames "Nash Vegas" and "Hollywood South" for Nashville and instead begin using "Trashville" exclusively.

I feel like I'm going crazy: I was going to be flippant and wish for Nashville getting nuked like a music video, but now I cannot find it.

The video features a veteran being turned away from bomb shelters when the nuke drops & destroys the batman building. The vet finds a dog and takes shelter in their shack. Cannot find it now, stg it was sturgill simpson

“Just throw all the homeless people in prison lol! It should be illegal to be poor!”

Ok, can we start jailing porky for being an accomplice for crime? After all, a lot less people would be homeless if some people closed their maw and didn’t help themselves to seconds, thirds, and hundredths!

Oh boy, my current home is in the news!