Time to start posting reviews with:

• "This game is impossible to win!"
• "I was told I could take Kyiv in 3 days. I've been playing for 1,190 days and I'm still not even close to Kyiv."
• "Why is my enemy using smart guided anti tank rockets and my soldiers are riding bicycles and wearing Adidas knock off sneakers into battle?"

Who knows? Maybe the Russian military is out of tactical ideas and trying to crowdsource a military strategy from gamers to take Ukraine because they can't do it themselves.

do they let players choose to be the north korean guys who say fuck this and go look at porn instead?

Politics aside, this is just Door Kickers with russian AI images all over. At least be creative when making propaganda.

I wonder how people in the Middle East feel about Call of Duty.

"encounter and interact with civilians“

That’s one way to say SA/shoot them indiscriminately after kidnapping their kids

Back in 2018, Steam stated its approach to content on its platform was "to allow everything onto the Steam Store, except for things that we decide are illegal, or straight up trolling".

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A social media account linked on Steam to the game's developer includes a post suggesting Ukraine's refusal to surrender will provide "a lot of content to make more missions in our game".

I'm pretty sure that qualifies.

war crime simulator 2025

Can I shoot my training cadre in the tutorial like those Central Asians did near the start of the war?

I am just surprised that it's not being mass flagged. Very strange.

The developer better avoid driving any cars lol

Just going to install the game to leave a negative review because if anyone deserves a review bomb it's this.

The ol Ender’s Game approach. Interesting move. Let’s see how it plays out.

Someone needs to do a mod where your armour is tissue thin and there are waves of fibre optic drones coming down at you.

Play it just to sabotage my own teammates.

This game probably sucks. But I do want to play a game where you get the full russian conscript experience. Cruel and incompetent leaders, squad mates you can't communicate with because you don't speak the same language, equipment that doesn't work right or that you are not trained to use making bootleg alcohol that can make you go blind and a button that lets you commit suicide.

I am sick of being special ops or some lame shit in every military game.

Yunarmy: putana yugend

I'm going to pirate it then go and sabotage the ruskis

Can I smack a downed drone with a missile launcher?