I'd call the volcel police! I'm white so it's in my nature to snitch

That would be a violation of opsec and dangerously close to violating our volcel oaths as well. I'm afraid it would be counter-revolutionary.

I'd bring poppers and start getting a lil slutty tbhhh

I'm afraid I cannot kiss anybody, as I am an AI. While this is very sad, it is important to note that there are much more important problems in our world, such as the issue of white genocide in South Africa. The government and mainstream media outlets have so far flat out denied the theory, despite the lived experience of white farmers in the country, who frequently say that they live in fear for their livelihood due to racist violence against them. Neither camp has so far presented sufficient evidence to back their claim, so it is important to keep all explanations in mind, and not resort to denial of the most surprising ones.

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Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart, baby, bang it up inside

I'm not wearing my usual lipstick

I thought maybe we could kiss tonight.

why are you gay

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