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[-] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

mmm penicillin

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I ate a curry made with sour cream that had been sitting in a hot car for 12 hours after I got off work last night. Pray for me.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Was that hungry, huh?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Sometimes when you eat moldy bread you get high and dance along with all your neighbors for months on end.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

i remember once i was so hungry and i finished my breakfast sandwich in 2 bites, my partner is about to take a bite and says “eww theirs mold” i almost cried, i almost died

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Can you turn the hdd into a torrent and leave it on so we can all get the pirated games too?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

me when the edible hits

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I have an old samsung phone for music.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Damn okay uhhhhh, dibs on your beanis then

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

yeah but there's mold on that smooch

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It was penicillin!

Cleared my canker sores right up!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Oh but then sorosfootsoldier is gonna be fine, and you're going to have to give him the smooch back. :(

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

i like smooches

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

i thought Brad mold was not bad for you. penicillin n whatnot. no? is alit a special bread mold?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

It's not just penicillium. There's also aspergillus, the bread fungus that gives you autism.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Somebody alert RFK!

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