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[-] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago

"Read that again"

A sentence that never follows something of value

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

I love that the "read that again" is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless "wise man".

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

A SENTENCE!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I think the quoted person called "unknown" is a good indicator as well.

[-] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago

instructions unclear, i've been reading this in a loop for the past 7 hours

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

That's how you end up with massive AWS bills.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Seriously, though, what are we supposed to be looking for in the second readthrough? I can't find any sort of typo or hidden message.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

"For the people in the back"? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I'm not on stage. I'm in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are "the people in the back"? I'm reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks, reread in hi-res!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I mean from the flies' perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I think grown bees don't eat honey

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my experience they do.
I've given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Smart people don't bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And yet the post and the message both try to get you to explain it by reading it again or louder.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I don't get why this is in this community. It's a good message. 2 groups with very different interests, they are never going to convince eachother that their own thing is better.

Person A loves skydiving. Person B loves reading. They're never going to convince eachother that the other hobby is better.

Everyone taking away that flies are stupid people are just falling in the same pitfall of fighting battles with no victory condition

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I read it like a anti social guideline: don't share your good info with others less deserving or so. But that might be wrong.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You know... I actually agree with this one. This is why I don't go around telling people Linux is better.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks for a sane comment to build on.

I actually think it is a fault of the American educated class that they assume that the uneducated people understand what they missed.

We all think everyone gets it or will get it with some Cliffs Notes.

That just isn’t true.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Honey is bee vomit so...there's that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If honey is bee vomit, then babies are human piss

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

Tomato tomatoe

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Hey, boss, why do we have to lick shit? Isn't there a lot of honey?" - "That is just s myth, now eat your shit."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Good advice, why concern yourself with the opinions of LESSER MORTALS?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

There is a saying that "honey attracts more flies than vinegar" but this has me wondering if honey would attract more flies than a pile of shit. 🤔

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Who has a direct like with Veritasium? Let's get this done.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

this is recursive, people will never stop reading this forever until they die of starvation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you 🫡

now the question is whether the edit will federate

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Are there known issues with that?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I've seen it first hand

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, being a fly, try breaking into a beehive and laying your eggs in their honey, see how well it goes for you. Or just be thankful that you answer to no queen and all the world's shit is yours for the taking.

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