Based out of — where else — Austin, Throne is a bold new startup leveraging AI to revolutionize the way we interact with our toilet.

Am I out if the loop on poop jokes and Austin?

Reverse digestion extrapolation!

( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFxlRpcjd0 )

I thought Withings already sold something that did that

But it's piss

And it's not out yet

What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.

Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.

what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"

Power

Fuck outta here.

AI is automating the job of the owners of "sick toilets" (that's what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).

Now poopin #2573819 analyzing.... Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.

Wombat detected!

Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.

Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.

I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .

It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.

This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)

https://youtu.be/dR1m29cNVsc

Shit's gett'n creeeepyyy

fucking gay woke ai telling to eat more vegetables